Neven Mrgan pokes fun at Mike Daisey:

The first thing I see are the guards. And they are carrying guns. All around the vast, sprawling compound, a twelve-foot fence keeps the workers inside. You see, there has been a shooting not too long ago. Strolling in the park one night, President Garfield was shot by a disgruntled coworker.

I suppose that’s what passes for a more perfect union in Washington.