Sam Jordan relives his harrowing attempt at completing the Shamrock Shake Challenge - drinking a gallon of the green McDonald’s milkshake in one sitting:
My goal was to gulp it all down in one long sitting. Another goal I had was to not heave green puke on my carpet. Lofty goals, sure, but remember, this is the same man who snagged 4th place on the Ms. Pac Man machine at Ernie’s Pizzeria in 1987, so…
To set the mood, I slapped on my Lucky Charms T-shirt and laid out all my Irish gear on the table. Overly sad Irish music: check. Deck of Irish writer playing cards: check. “Wu-Tang Clan Manual” by RZA: oh hells freakin check!
Read the whole article to find out if Sam was successful. Hint: A sex joke is involved